spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

jackthevulture:

Your cat is a Studio Ghibli character

jackthevulture:

Your cat is a Studio Ghibli character

There are two types of greetings:

laugh-addict:

Friends:

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Best friends:

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this couldn’t have been more accurate

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

spectrumsg:

Jellyfish float around in an illuminated tank listlessly. Taken at the S.E.A. Aquarium at Resorts World Sentosa, Singapore.

spectrumsg:

Jellyfish float around in an illuminated tank listlessly. Taken at the S.E.A. Aquarium at Resorts World Sentosa, Singapore.

shipsnotdrugs:

so my friend and i were home alone and naturally we ordered a pizza

we had a simple request

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so when the doorbell rang we were super excited but our delivery person was this really confused old guy

he was like, “i’m sorry, but i don’t know what the heck a TARDIS is, so i drew the closest thing i could think of”

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he drew us a tortoise

god bless this man

i gave him a twenty and told him to keep the change

heather-noelle88:

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I feel like all the dogs are like ‘I WANNA SNIFF IT’

heather-noelle88:

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I feel like all the dogs are like ‘I WANNA SNIFF IT’

infected:

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infected:

slayerdeans:

pete talking about his suicide attempt for half of us

"The darkest moment was, uh… we had just finished recording our major label record and uh, two days later we were going to, um, Europe. And… I felt completely lost and out of control. At that point I’d seen some doctors and they’d kinda, like - they were Hollywood doctors. So they kinda, they gave me, like y’know, a cocktail but I kinda… was like the drug store cowboy. Kind of… took the cocktail the way I wanted to take it. So I, uh… I got in my car and I went and I, uh… I remember, I was listening to Jeff Buckley doing Leonard Cohen’s ‘Hum Hallelujah’ and sat there and took a bunch of Ativan. And, uh… [it was] in a Best Buy parking lot and I - and I called up my manager cause I, y’know, at that point was… completely out of my head with Ativan. And I was talking to him and I was slurring my words so he called my mom and my mom called me and she came and got me. And, we, uh… went to the hospital and then I came home…"